I’d absolutely love to tell Jerry Springer to go fuck himself! But first I think I’d tell him about my life story. I’d tell him how I was this shy, young, naive boy growing up in a little city in the middle of fucking nowhere. I believed almost everything that anyone told me, regardless if I knew it was true or not. My mother had the profession of a nurse and the shitpile I had of a father left me when I was five. Perhaps that’s why I grew up with all these father issues that I have today. “I’ll tell you what Jerry, you never know where you stand in life until you stand up to your father and tell him that you’re going to live your life like you want to.” Yeah, Jerry I joined the military after high school and everything changed from there on: my mother gave me forgiveness for some of the transgressions that I did against her, I grew a pair, I learned discipline, structure, cleanliness, and how to keep a firearm in good working order. “Alright Jerry, now it’s time to talk a bunch a shit about how you’re leading these dirty little skanks on that get on your stage about how they can change and grow up and make something of themselves someday. Boy! You sure ain’t the fucking poster boy for someone who grew up, changed, and made something of themselves! You’re a fucking dirtbag for writing a check you know your ass couldn’t cash, you were the failed mayor of Cincinnati, you resigned from the Cincinnati city council after admitting to hiring a prostitute, and you were too afraid to run for United States Senate just because of some potential bad publicity from a talk show that actually garnered some of the most renowned publicity. Am I getting pretty close to the truth or can I keep going Jerry?” No, you know what I’m done here I don’t need to prove anything to this disgusting and vile crowd of yours and I certainly don’t need to prove anything to your sleazy ass. I’m outta here, peace and good riddance! And that’s how me being invited onto the Jerry Springer show would go.
I hope you all are doing well! I just wanted to take a moment and let you all know some new things that have been happening. I am still trying to get my “wonderful” computer fixed. I did get a new webcam which broadcasts in HD 1080P! And you know what that means, better time for you! Anyways-I have been away from the job for a while, and I know a lot of you are wondering why. I have had a lot of stuff come up in the past few months that have taken time away from work and school. But that is all in the past now. I am back and ready for action!Hope to see all my regulars and cannot wait to meet new people!!Love you all!!!